Last year on this day, Kooky Girl began her two-year probation for her FOURTH DUI committed October 2018. A Michigan judge sentenced her to 330 days in prison, and she served approximately 30 of those in the Allegan County jail. The judge held 300 days of that sentence in abeyance, meaning, if she ran afoul of any of the 35 terms of her probation, she’d be back in the slammer to serve the remainder of her sentence…..no ifs, ands, or buts (except for her fat butt). Go directly to jail, do not pass Go.
I really wonder how many of the judge’s long list of “To-Dos” she has met this past year:
02.0 How much vodka have you consumed in the past year, REALLY? We know that Brian enjoys a vodka & tonic from time to time. Are you asking us to believe you haven’t joined him? Bullshit.
0.6.4 Does selling on eBay really qualify as “genuine employment?”
So, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, Kooky Girl. One year down, one more to go!
A former mistress (26 years, on-and-off) describes the good, the bad, and the ugly of her long-term affair. Conclusion: Affairs aren't necessarily destructive if kept in the correct perspective. Our experience enhanced BOTH our marriages.
That is, until his marriage ended and we began to love each other. When the affair morphed into a relationship, well, that's when it stopped being fun for me. We have now irrevocably split.
Lately I've been writing about the man who took his place in the "off" years of that 26-year-long affair. He was a dynamic sexual partner but we, too, now have irrevocably split.
These are our stories.